Saturday, December 17, 2011

The GOP Carnival

THE GOP IS NOT A PARTY BUT A CARNIVAL OF FREAKS AND GEEKS
 
Look at their "presidential" line up .....even has a BARKER , the guy who lures you in and takes your quarters: Donald Trump! A HUCKSTER BY NATURE!
 
He recently replaced the original Barker who sadly died of food poisoning after he ate his own homemade pizza .R.I.P.BARKER CAIN
 
And in the First Tent is....
 
BACHMANN THE DWARF WOMAN Has a very small brain to go with her diminutive size and does a Joe McCarthy Impression. 
 
PERRY THE MONKEY-MAN Throws his own poop at the curious and cannot speak in complete sentences.
 
ROMNEY THE RUBBER-MAN Bends himself into any shape that will entertain the rubes.
 
PAUL THE ELEPHANT-MAN ,Old and Wrinkled But Has a small loyal following of Dung Beetles.
 
HUNTSMAN THE HALF WOMAN-MAN, Speaks Chinese,Some good Ideas But no Balls !
 
GINGRICH THE PIG-GEEK MAN, When not wallowing in his own slop , Makes obnoxious Rooster noises!
 
SANTORUM THE GOOGLE MAN, Just look him up on google and see the description.  
 
And there it is The 2012 GOP CARNIVAL OF CLOWNS AND FREAKS!
 

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